I BELIEVE Paris Hilton is somewhat SMART
Just kidding (about this blog’s title),
I think the appropriate title would be…. "my favorite quotes" but even I thought it is LAME.
So, anyway i’ve been compiling several quotes from famous ppl since i was in high school, but im only gonna put my favorite ones here since there are too many of them.
Here are quotes that I found funny, inspiring or just merely entertaining 
NON FICTITIOUS CHARACTER
Agatha Christie
I don’t think necessity is the mother of invention - invention, in my opinion, arises directly from idleness, possibly also from laziness. To save oneself trouble.
comment: an excuse to stay lazy
Gucci (Slogan)
Quality is remembered long after the price is forgotten.
comment : an excuse to shop more gucci stuffs mwahahhaaha
ALbert Einstein
1. Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
2. If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.
3. Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.
comment : great sense of humour for a genius like him
Archimedes
Eureka! (I’ve got it!)
Chris Rock
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named ‘Bush’, ‘Dick’, and ‘Colon.’ Need I say more?
comment : I LOL-ed at this
Vladimir Nabokov
Imagination without knowledge leads no farther than the back yard of primitive art
FICTITIOUS CHARACTER
Albus Dumbledore
1. In fact, being - forgive me - rather cleverer than most men, my mistakes tend to be correspondingly huger.
2. What happened down in the dungeons between you and Professor Quirrell is a complete secret, so, naturally the whole school knows
3. After all,to the well-organized mind,death is but the next great adventure
Hermione Granger
1. "Are you sure that’s a real spell? Well, it’s not very good is it? I’ve tried a few simple spells myself and they’ve all worked for me. Nobody in my family’s magic at all, it was ever such a surprise when I got my letter, but I was ever so pleased, of course, it’s the best school of witchcraft there is I’ve heard - I’ve learned all the course books by heart of course. I just hope it will be enough - I’m Hermione Granger, by the way, who are you?"
2. "I hope you’re pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed - or worse, expelled."
comment: i just love this girl :D:D
Anonymous
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop
comment: uoohh, another reason for shopping
Jack Sparrow
Me? I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly.
Mr. Gibbs
Aye, the compass doesn’t point north. But we’re not trying to find north, are we?
LAST BUT NOT LEAST, MY FAVORITE ONE:
Paris Hilton
Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.
comment: hahahas, not that i agree to all of those, but it just so hilarious i have to put it in here. SO YEAH, despite her looks, I believe Paris Hilton is somewhat smart lols
so what are ur favorite quotes?
